pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

(via flu-fighters)

akillerwithaconscience:

vavin-free:

loki-cat:

i hate those days where you have so much stuff/hw/projects due the next day that you just freeze up and go on the internet until 9pm as an attempt to escape the stress

literally though

(Source: moriarty, via coleyravioli)

rhydonmyhardon:

dont mess with me i have my african american belt in karate

(via coleyravioli)

kobayashimarooned:

padalackles:

dent-arthur-dent:

drarna:

i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week

and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them.

And he died in both of them

and he still didn’t win an oscar

(via thelaughingmango)