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pinenolanapple: it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:31:23 -0400

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

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akillerwithaconscience: vavin-free: loki-cat: i hate those days where you have so much...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:30:56 -0400

akillerwithaconscience:

vavin-free:

loki-cat:

i hate those days where you have so much stuff/hw/projects due the next day that you just freeze up and go on the internet until 9pm as an attempt to escape the stress

literally though

rhydonmyhardon: dont mess with me i have my african american belt in karate

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:30:28 -0400

rhydonmyhardon:

dont mess with me i have my african american belt in karate

kobayashimarooned: padalackles: dent-arthur-dent: drarna: i love how the two most cited love...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:30:18 -0400

kobayashimarooned:

padalackles:

dent-arthur-dent:

drarna:

i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week

and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them.

And he died in both of them

and he still didn’t win an oscar

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h0llo: I saw this and shouted out of joy

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:29:35 -0400

h0llo:

I saw this and shouted out of joy

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oddfuture-cunt: foxxies: bonsa-i: pornforblindmagazine: cafe...

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:15:24 -0400

oddfuture-cunt:

foxxies:

bonsa-i:

pornforblindmagazine:

cafe in Baku

coolest cafe!! i want to go here

amazing

omg what

Spice Girls: YO-

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:07:30 -0400

Spice Girls: YO-
Me: I TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH AND I REALLY REALLY WANNA WANNA ZIG A ZIG AHHKHC8HCOIHEFGHEWOBFDOSq

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helioscentrifuge: hey kid wanna buy some drugs

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 21:33:25 -0400

helioscentrifuge:

hey kid wanna buy some drugs

sodamnrelatable: me at the end of the semester

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 21:32:50 -0400

sodamnrelatable:

me at the end of the semester

bandphan: I wish I was sorry

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 21:32:06 -0400

bandphan:

I wish I was sorry